What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:41
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
No, not a chance
What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...